Be Smart Jeff Long, Keep Petrino

Many problems remain for Petrino

As Yahoo! Sports columnist Dan Wetzel put it in on Twitter last week: Love image of Petrino, stuck at home due to "administrative leave", banged up and in pain. "Honey, can you get my pain meds?" "No"

No matter how tough last week was for you, I will go out on a limb and bet that Arkansas Razorback football coach Bobby Petrino's was a little worse. Petrino is posted up on his recliner at home, bruised and scraped from from skidding on asphalt, banned from going to work, and trying to explain to his wife and kids why a 25-year-old graduate assistant was joyriding with him on his motorcycle through the northwest Arkansas Ozarks.

Until last week when he admitted an "inappropriate relationship" with Jessica Dorrell, whom Petrino hired to help with recruiting, Razorback fans were convinced he had been on a Sunday ride and Dorell needed a ride to church. Petrino being the strong-moralled, God-fearing man he is tried to help his new employee with a ride to church and crashed. We now know his reasoning may have been a far cry from the previously proposed version.

Petrino's asphalt-ridden face with nice product
placement from his BCS berth.

Hopefully at this point you realize the Sunday School theory was mentioned in jest. As any Arkansas fan knew before last week, Bobby Petrino was not hired because he is a good man, always looking to do the right thing. He has a history of cheating. First he cheated on Louisville with Auburn, then Atlanta with Arkansas, and now his wife with an employee. (It is important to note Bobby has not been in trouble for cheating with the NCAAs.) Arkansas Athletic Director has plenty of just evidence to fire Petrino because the play-caller broke his contract's moral clause. However, if Long has his head on straight, and he has proven he does as an AD, he will not fire Bobby Petrino.

It is pretty simple. Petrino has brought Arkansas to heights it has not seen since the 1960s, when it won its last national championship. The current Razorback job is not a top-10 job, but because of Petrino's work they have a top-10 team with a top-10 college football coach. His record is 21-5 in the past two seasons. He has earned two bowl game victories, a berth in a BCS bowl, and earned a season-ending ranking of No. 5 since arriving in Fayetteville four years ago. With his success, Petrino has effectively brought in millions of dollars to the university.

If Petrino was coming off of 7-5 and 8-4 seasons with a Liberty Bowl win, he likely would be gone, but he did not. He has won and become the most well-liked coach in Arkansas since Frank Broyles was calling the shots on the field. More so, Long has to realize with Petrino and the talent currently assembled on the Razorback squad, they are a legitimate contender to raise the crystal football and dance around in confetti at the end of the season.

I will go ahead and set the odds of Petrino coaching at Arkansas at 5/21; that is how much confidence I have in Long. If you are a fan of the band Old Crow Medicine Show or songs that make light of a situation enjoy this gem.