The Weekend That Was: Barkley Owned, Another Historic Loss, Irish for Real?, My New Favorite Player, SEC Joke Coaches

While it is the surprises, upsets and a sense of loyalty to a team that draws us to college football, there are a few truths that seem inevitable. A few of those came true this weekend: Virginia Tech begins the year in the top 10 and falls to an inferior team, Alabama beats Arkansas, USC starts in the top 5 and is a national championship favorite and falls, and Notre Dame wins three games and moves up the polls quickly. Now that you have the gist of Week Three in football, let's get to the nitty gritty.

Barkley remains defeated versus Stanford

STANFORD OWNS BARKLEY & CO.: At some point, what Stanford did/is doing will no longer be a fluke. Cardinal coach David Shaw has to get credit. He is Andrew Luck-less and is still pulling off 'upsets' of the No. 2 team in the country. I say "'upsets'" because it should no longer come as a surprise when he is able to beat the California team from the south. Maybe, just maybe, Shaw will be able to sustain some of the success his predecessors (Jim Harbaugh and Andrew Luck) began. I am all up for nerds ruling the football world.

Stanford is a rarity in college football. Not only do they all make 34's on their ACTs but they know who they are and what they can and can not do. They know they run the football well with a huge push from the big uglies upfront, which creates an obvious, enormous mismatch for USC, who is setup to beat the likes of Oregon.

Matt Barkley will graduate having never beaten Stanford, which is incredible when you look at the history of these two programs.

ANOTHER HISTORIC LOSS: Remember the questions I brought up last week after Arkansas blew a 28-7 lead to University Louisiana-Monore? There are more this week. Instead of doing listing those, here is some historical perspective of what a team that was beat by ULM in 2007 (Alabama) did on Saturday in Fayetteville.

The Tide shut out the Hogs at home for the first time since 1966, a 44-0 loss to the Baylor, but that was two years post national championship. It was the worst loss for the Razorbacks since a 70-17 show from the USC Trojans. It was an embarrassing day for Arkansas, and while the weather did not help keep fans in their seat, neither did their play on the field.

Injured Razorback quarterback admitted he thought some of his teammates quit, which is a direct reflection of coaching. There's good reason to be worried as Rutgers comes to Arkansas this week.

If anything, this makes The Game of the Century III (Alabama at LSU) all the more anticipated, and as my old man said, no doubt there is a Pop Tart sale in Arkansas.

Johnson has been "The Beast" for a while.

MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS A VOLUNTEER: Is there anything Tennessee sophomore A.J. Johnson can not do? He was named to the All-SEC freshman team a year ago and now is starting to show out on the offensive side too from the Wildcat formation.

Not only does he make grown-man tackles on defense, but the Volunteer captain scored a rushing touchdown against Florida.

He did the same thing in high school, too.

A Gainesville, Georgia native, he dominated this area for four years like few have and remains a local legend. If he continues on his current path, he will soon be a legend in the Knoxville area as well before making his way to the professional ranks.

NOTRE DAME IS FOR REAL (maybe): The Irish get their fair, and maybe more, share of articles and columns written about them, but anytime you go on the road, in a night game, and defeat a top 10 team, you start getting press for all the right reasons.

Coach Brian Kelley, who was brought over from Cincinnati for his offensive prowess, has started building his program from the defensive side of the ball. Now, other than Alabama and LSU, he may have the top defensive front in the country and the best linebacker in Manti Te'o. Kelley will build his offense no doubt, and if both sides of the ball progress like they seem to be doing, the Irish could be trouble in the future.

HOW QUICKLY CAN CHIZIK BE REPLACED: It's really a three-way race between Arkansas' John L. Smith, Auburn's Gene Chizik, and Kentucky's Joker Phillips to see who will be fired first. Two of the three will definitely be told to seek employment elsewhere come season's end, but Chizik has enough equity built up from a national championship two years ago.

After two dismal performances from his quarterback Kiehl Frazier, these games are much more like what we expected from Chizik when he came from Iowa State. This is what a Chizik team minus a $200,000 quarterback looks like.

That's what a Hilltoppers look like after they get their first SEC win.

KENTUCKY'S BIG JOKE(er): Get it? Their coach's name is Joker and that's what he has made the Wildcats in the eyes of football fans. We have all heard Kentucky fans say the only sport they care about is basketball -- and horseracing. However, there are better ways to let everyone know that other than getting beat by Western Kentucky. Heck, they've only been an official FBS program for four years!

Sure you make all SEC fans proud during March and early April, but there is no excuse for this. Bye, bye Joker.

The Weekend That Was: Historic Loss, Old Man Football, Season's New Crush

For those of you who have come to this site the past two weekends looking for picks of the week's biggest college football teams, let me say that I am sorry. I am still doing a similar weekly column::, but it is being published on a different site (ArkansasExpats.com- the Razorback blog for SBNation).

Now that my TWTWB columns are being posted to a different website, and because I feel like to post the same content in two places is writer's taboo, I am going to try and do something a little different.

Here in my "The Weekend That Was" posts, I will attempt to provide some insight and show you some of the things you may have missed on Saturday -- because you had better things to do than sit in front of the television for 12 hours.

HISTORIC LOSS: "Now what? What happens after a loss like that? Who's to blame?" These, along with many others, are questions being raised in the Arkansas, as the state's favorite team fell to the University of Louisiana-Monroe.

After a suspect performance against FBS Jacksonville State the week before, most Hog fans were looking forward to hopefully seeing their once high-flying offense rebound and take care of the Warhawks with ease. Worst case scenario? The Razorbacks leave Little Rock with a win and head into  this week full steam ahead preparing for Alabama. The actual scenario? The Razorbacks leave Little Rock with one of the worst losses in school history, lose four players to injury, show no level of BCS-worthy competence on offense or defense, lose ESPN's College Gameday coming to Fayetteville, and fans missing former coach Bobby Petrino.

Arkansas fans believed Bobby's little brother, Paul, would be able to run the offense maybe not quite at the level as big brother, but at least well enough to make it through the season. This is not the case. In utter disbelief, Hog fans watched as the their team was wary to run with the lead. Arkansas ran the ball only six times after going up 28-7 with 9:42 left in the third. Not smart.

With coach John L. Smith clearly not coming back next season, the pressure falls on the shoulders of Athletic Director Jeff Long. He fired Bobby Petrino and brought back Smith on a 10 month contract. Now he must find a hire which will not only energize the fan base, but one who will not let Arkansas fall back to the eight or nine win seasons rut. Problem is, there are few good coaches out there who are not already at destination jobs.

For my new favorite... keep reading.

Georgia's Christian Robinson and Aaron Murray

OLD MAN FOOTBALL (or at least Jarvis Jones) REIGNS SUPREME : In the midst of all the hype surrounding Missouri's first game in the SEC, Tiger linebacker Sheldon Richardson made comments comparing the Bulldogs style of play to the Big Ten and added that it looked like "old man football." A huge no-no in the SEC.

After being down early, Georgia responded with 32 straight points, while future first-round draft pick Jarvis Jones single-handedly stopped the Missouri offense. I know it is two weeks early, but his play reminds me of the same sorts of ways Tyrann Mathieu used to take over games for LSU last season. Jones has to be on the Heisman watchlist.

The Dawgs aptly welcomed Missouri with a statement win of their own and introduced the Tigers to GROWN man football -- or as we SEC fans call simply call it, your conference schedule.

BIG TEN EMBARRASSES AGAIN: The ultimate brand of "old man football" struck out this weekend, proving it is not a relevant football conference.

Purdue and Penn State lost close games in which they had plenty of opportunities to win to Notre Dame and Virginia, respectively. Nittany Lions kicker Sam Ficken missed and extra point and four field goals on Saturday alone.

Old man commissioner Jim Delany may never let his Big Ten schools travel west of the Mississippi again. Nebraska's defense gave up 653 yards of offense to UCLA in a loss. Wisconsin was physically dominated by Oregon State on both sides of the ball. And Illinois was blown out by Arizona State, which, luckily for the Big 10 was on late.

Michigan struggled to put away Air Force at home, while Ohio State did much of the same with UCF in the Horseshoe.

MY NEW CRUSH(es): Every season I try and find a team beyond the SEC that I can support. Whether it be because of a player, a coach, or usually a scheme, I pick a team that may not be the sexy pick to win the national title but is fun to watch and follow that team all season. Last season was Wisconsin. Since they are clearly not the same this year, I have taken fancy to a new team, West Virginia.

They put points on the board faster than the Mountaineer mascot can reload his musket with weapons like quarterback Geno Smith and all-purpose receiver Tavon Austin. Their coach, Dana Holgerson has proven to be an offensive mastermind. Just ask Clemson.  While a national championship this season is within reach if this team, if they lose or not you will no doubt be entertained watching the Mountaineers.

And for you readers who have made it this far -- or were smart enough to scroll...

My new crush for the soon-to-be open Arkansas head coaching position is Charlie Strong. He is, like Bobby Petrino once was, the head coach at Louisville. The once defensive coordinator of the Urban Meyer run at Florida is a native of Arkansas and understands the entire state's passion for their Hogs.

In other great news my Samford Bulldogs have started the season undefeated, with wins over conference rival Furman and West Alabama. The Dogs have looked strong in tight situations thus far and are serious contenders to capture their first FCS playoff berth since joining the Southern Conference.

Tailgating on the quad was never this good when I was at The U.